"I would rather go to math camp than smoke a joint"
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The guy in the black socks knees bend right as the guy with two different socks jumps and disappears... I think he picked him up and ran out of the room 😭
Just like in scooby doo
I just got the funniest caution message at the beginning of a Wikipedia article
OMG That is so cute!!
Also the reason that the cat did this is actually because they are mirroring their owner. If their owner treats the thing (or in this case book) with respect and has made it very clear with their actions that the thing is important the cat will take notice and mirror this behavior!
Great addition! However, this is actually because the cat is Muslim.
the new pornbots’ url game is INSANE. complicit-rotting and warmmourning you would have done numbers if you were real
“If it’s about a dad dating other dads, how come some of them have kids???”
everyone stop reblogging the chains that don’t include the trans flag challenge
Everyone reblog with your most unemployable traits
cowboys were a sort of itinerant warrior class common in meiji-era texas
“Nobody wants to work anymore” wrong. I never wanted to work in the first place
Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.
Who makes the porn bots.
Where do they come from. What do
they hope to achieve.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.
do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?
My voice repeats what
you all say: I love you I
love you I love you.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
This. This is the first time. The only time. That it was not an echo. It was not found. Oh god.
Love how the Biden years are the Trump years but worse but with no organised resistance to it
I remember reading somewhere that the role of the Republicans in the US system is to force through a policy with fanfare and populist bluster (i.e. the War on Terror as a literal war), and then the role of the Democrats is to institutionalise the policy while absorbing resistance to the policy (the War on Terror is now special forces all over the world and drone strikes, the anti-war bloc votes Democrat to get rid of Bush and a large portion of that bloc are placated with a change of head and removal of the glaring populist bluster). I think it’s pretty true with Biden v Trump










