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Can you lick the science? An abbreviated list.

snowysauropteryx

Genetics: Do not. Unless cheek swabs?

Chemistry: NO!!!!! DO NOT!!!!!!

Archaeology: Perhaps. But might be human bone.

Geology: Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerous 

Psychology: Best not.

Physics: ????????? How??????

Zoology: In zoology, science licks you. 

seananmcguire

Anthropology: Maybe ask first.

Herpetology: bad plan bad plan BAD PLAN

whisperwhisk

Sociology: Yes, if you have time and dedication and a willingness to piss a lot of people off.

Botany: You might hallucinate or die, OR it might be delicious

Computer Science: the tingle of electricity on your tongue is how you know it’s working

Epidemiology: FOR THE SAKE OF THE WORLD PLEASE DO NOT

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Linguistics: Despite the name, please probably don’t.

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Engineering: Maybe, but it’ll probably taste like spreadsheets 

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Software engineering: nothing else has made the code work so you might as well try it

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Neuroscience: that is someone’s brain. no. do not

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