- my sister: honey you cant eat dessert if youre full
- my niece: mom its fine! dinner goes in my belly but dessert goes in my heart
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Just don't fly too close to the sun.
Throw me to the sun and I’ll get it pregnant
Fellas (gender neutral), you heard him. Ready the catapults.
Use a trebuchet you casual
....you’re lying...you must be...
noooooo
[ID: Screenshot of a tumblr post by user Steelphoto that reads “What News Story Are They Burying?
Reminder that if a billionaire CEO does something outrageous in the news, this should always be your first question.
Today that news story is that Meta, Zuckerberg’s company, is blocking all news content in Canada for Facebook and Instagram due to a new law requiring compensation to news publishers. Facebook is using its vast resources to apply public pressure to stop the laws of a foreign government and protect its profit margins. And they are getting sued by Malaysia.” End ID.]