Stephen Colbert is everything I want to be
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....you’re lying...you must be...
noooooo
[ID: Screenshot of a tumblr post by user Steelphoto that reads “What News Story Are They Burying?
Reminder that if a billionaire CEO does something outrageous in the news, this should always be your first question.
Today that news story is that Meta, Zuckerberg’s company, is blocking all news content in Canada for Facebook and Instagram due to a new law requiring compensation to news publishers. Facebook is using its vast resources to apply public pressure to stop the laws of a foreign government and protect its profit margins. And they are getting sued by Malaysia.” End ID.]
I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks
Just don't fly too close to the sun.
Throw me to the sun and I’ll get it pregnant
Fellas (gender neutral), you heard him. Ready the catapults.
Use a trebuchet you casual
"Ugh! Stupid sci fi movies that are like 'what if you had to pay to be alive?'. Um that's just being disabled! Selling literal minutes of your life as currency? That's just living under capitalism, idiot!"
My love. My dear. My precious baby bird. I am kissing you so gently on the forehead. Please listen to my words.
That is the point.
For the love of god, everyone, please learn the meaning of allegory, I'm dying here.
Dystopia does not predict the future, it criticizes the present